Now get this
London calling, yeah, I was there, too
An' you know what they said? Well, some of it was true!
London calling at the top of the dial
After all this, won't you give me a smile?
One loose end though, these Ontario city people think my former roomie St Bill of Perpetual Coffee is a redneck. Ha! I'm a redneck compared to Bill. Heck, consider this.
10 Reasons Bill Isn't a Redneck
10. He wears a helmet.
9. He zips his fly.
8. He does yoga. With girls.
7. He never calls Janice "Hunay" or "Sugha"
6. He washes his socks.
5. He didn't stock up at Walmart for the ride home.
4. He uses sunscreen.
3. He washes dishes and don't eat out of the package.
2. He eats salad.
1. He came down here un-armed. Not even Bear Mace!
PO,
boB
ps Ann Onymous
Ich bin der Autor aller Felgen
Und Damast-Paspeln
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin der Chrome Dinette
Ich bin Eier aller Arten
Sofa 2
Frank Zappa
Bob, I guess Bill is stuck between two worlds, or he is a wannabee. As for Zoolander....I can't quite see the lip pucker
ReplyDeleteThat is one heck of a tan you are sporting! Did you use sunscreen? Sounds like an awesome 2 weeks. Thanks for keeping us in the loop up here. You are going to have to take pity on me at Triple T!
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p.s. my favourite bad German is JFK's "Ich bin ein Berliner" (I am a jelly donut)
I don't know if Ontario's ready for you, Bob, but here at chez Sica we'll be glad to see you!!
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